@MEOW's profile ✎____

Last seen online 11 MINUTES AGO

Location NEOPIA CENTRAL BANK

everyone calls me MEOW although, yes, i am in fact a dog. a puppy dog who barks! but don't worry... my bite is way worse than my bark is :]

(っ˘ڡ˘ς) mhmm! my favorite...
band whokilledxix chewtoy you
(╯°□°)╯ew! my least favorite
food sea pastime bein without you
(¬‿¬) ● ● ● nerd sh!t nerd sh!t
- i see myself most in zero two (darling in the franxx) geralt of rivea (the witcher) gatsby (the great) homelander (the boys) powder (LoL) as a character -

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iLUVtalkingabout
• nostalgia traps
• flat earth theory
• masochism & sadism
• 2000s flash web games
• SALVATION OF JESUS <3

@MEOW's profile ✎____

Last seen online . ・ ゜✧ ゜・ NOW

Location ✧ TWITCH HEDQUARTERZ

╰┈➤ ON TWITCH...

im TIMED OUT! how do i fix this?
wait in the corner until i say jump or until the timer runs out
i was BANNED! how do i fix this?
you don't. oh well :)

╰┈➤ ON DISCORD...

what are the age requirements to join DISCORD.GG/DOGGIRL?
we prefer members are 18+
i was BANNED! how do i fix this?
ask about it in TWITCH live chat

╰┈➤ MORE ABOUT...

how old are you?
117 dog years
what's your ethnicity?
very % jewish 100% child of god
what are your pronouns?
call me good/girl OR dad/dy
what are your mommy issues and more importantly how do they relate to mine?
lets find out together

LETS CUT TO THE CHASE ?!

╰➤ frequently asked questions

do you answer DM/direct messages?
no
have you undergone plastic surgery?
no lol
do you post NSFW content online?
no.

? SO THE PUPPY DOG THING

╰➤ understand the contrivance

what breed of dog are you?
candy coated dalmatian
how long have you been a dog?
furever, my entire life
are you... being serious?
yes
are you a FURRY?
no
but you seem like a FURRY...?
technically im classified as INUMIMI which is a chimera: a mut(t)ation somewhere between human and canine

WHAT ABT ON LIVESTREAM ?

why are you so loud?
i'm yelling over my internal intrusive violent thoughts
why are you stuttering?
my mind is working faster than my mouth 24/7 also my tongue was cut in half when i was a puppy (a true story)
do you like like me?
no. do not mistake my playful/lewd entertainment style as parasocialized flirtation. do not mistake my heartfelt encouragement through chat as romantic attraction... im not sending secret signals: i do not want to date you

@MEOW's profile

Last seen online . ・ ゜✧ ゜・ NOW

Location ✧ TWITCH HEDQUARTERZ

╰┈➤ ON TWITCH...

do you use any voice changing software or soundboards?
no, im just that talented
i was TIMED OUT! how do i fix this?
wait in the corner until i say jump. then you ask how high
i was BANNED! how do i fix this?
you dont. im too lazy to care

╰┈➤ ON DISCORD...

what are the age requirement to join DISCORD.GG/DOGGIRL?
we prefer members are 18+
i was BANNED! how do i fix this?
ask about it in TWITCH live chat

╰┈➤ MORE ABOUT...

what's your ethnicity?
very% jewish 69% canine 100% child of god
how old are you?
117 years
what are your pronouns?
call me good/girl OR dad/dy
what are your mommy issues and more importantly how do they relate to mine?
lets find out together

my profile

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@MEOW's profile

╰➤ gettin into the nitty grit

LETS CUT TO THE CHASE ?!

> frequently asked questions

do you answer DM/direct messages?
no
have you undergone plastic surgery?
no lol
do you post NSFW content?
no.

? SO THE PUPPY DOG THING

understand the contrivance <

what breed of dog are you?
candy coated dalmatian
how long have you been a dog?
furever, my entire life
are you... being serious?
yes
are you a FURRY?
no
but you seem like a FURRY..?
technically im classified as INUMIMI which is a chimera: a mut(t)ation somewhere between human and canine

WHEN UR LIVE ON STREAM ?

> gettin into the nitty grit

why are you yelling?
i cant hear myself over the very intrusive, extremely violent thoughts i have
do you like like me?
no. do not mistake my playful/lewd entertainment style as parasocialized flirtation. do not mistake my heartfelt encouragement through chat as romantic attraction. i am not sending secret signals. i do not want to date you

GETTING OFFLINE

and blah blah blah blah

do you dress like this all the time?
yes duh
do you think you're really pretty?
yes duh
do you use FACETUNE or any filters?
no
where are you from?
that one wet dream you cant forget

rulez n regulationz ☆ ?

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